Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Saturday, August 25, 2007
If it is on, I must turn it off
If it is off, I must turn it on
If it is folded, I must unfold it
If it is liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled
If it is solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared
If it is high, it must be reached
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected and thrown
on the floor
If it is closed, it must be opened
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied
If it is a stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in
without protest, it must be pushed by me instead
If it has a flat surface, it must banged upon
If mommy’s hands are full, I must be carried
If mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone
If it is paper, it must be torn
If it has buttons, they must be pressed
If the volume is low, it must go high
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed
If it doesn’t stay on my spoon it must be dropped on the floor
If it is not food, it must be tasted
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk or toilet water
If it is a car seat, I must protest
If its mommy, it must be hugged
I AM A TODDLER – watch me grow!
If it is off, I must turn it on
If it is folded, I must unfold it
If it is liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled
If it is solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared
If it is high, it must be reached
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected and thrown
on the floor
If it is closed, it must be opened
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied
If it is a stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in
without protest, it must be pushed by me instead
If it has a flat surface, it must banged upon
If mommy’s hands are full, I must be carried
If mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone
If it is paper, it must be torn
If it has buttons, they must be pressed
If the volume is low, it must go high
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed
If it doesn’t stay on my spoon it must be dropped on the floor
If it is not food, it must be tasted
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk or toilet water
If it is a car seat, I must protest
If its mommy, it must be hugged
I AM A TODDLER – watch me grow!
Toddler Sense